15 things I've learnt this week

1.  I own an obscene amount of V neck jumpers.
2.  I seem to have a lot of finishing creams but not much removal cream.
3.  If I applied hand-cream every day for the next 20 years, I'd still have enough for another 20 years.
4.  I have every garish No.7 lipstick that has been given away as a freebie in the last 5 years - they're all unwearable unless you are 8 or 90 years old.
5.  I will never have to buy a white Gap T ever again - my wardrobe has cornered the market.
6.  Mr C refuses to dispose of items of clothing no matter what condition, holey Calvins included.
7.  Mr C has a hidden wash-bag containing "styling gel" (still laughing about this).
8.  I am so clumsy that I seem to trip over my own feet... sober before you ask and no I haven't got early signs of dementia.
9.  My cashmere socks from last winter have made a lovely pair of cashmere cut off gloves this winter.
10.  I don't want to move to the country anymore unless quite a long-list of provisos are met.  Highly unlikely.
11.  Crouch End could mean Haringey, Archway, Tottenham.
12.  Muswell Hill could mean East Finchley, North Finchley, New Southgate.
13.  Flats on the "top floor" are attic conversions and only suitable for people who are vertically challenged and who appreciate trapezium shaped furniture.
14.  Hallowe'en The Resurrection is a scary film more so when your digital service drops out halfway through!
15.  It's time.